He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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