The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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