Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
