it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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