i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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