i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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