sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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