Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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