I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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