it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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