Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
You pole danced in your parka.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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