So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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