Whod you bang
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Randomize
