How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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