You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
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