I CAN MOONWALK!
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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