So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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