Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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