Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
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