Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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