If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
