love makes seman taste better
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
I'm really busy with my period
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