The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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