so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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