OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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