Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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