yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
My balls are so social today.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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