You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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