because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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