Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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