dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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