two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Randomize
