Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
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