i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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