After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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