he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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