She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
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