So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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