my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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