Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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