I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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