Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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