How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
