just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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