matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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