Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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