Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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