Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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