No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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