yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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