You work out of a Hotel?
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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